America is the home of total bullshit marketing. Corporations and businesses around our country spend countless hours and billions of dollars to sell us overpriced, poorly made crap that we most likely don’t need. Is Folgers coffee in your cup “ the best part of waking up”? If it was I would probably be more inclined to wake up in the morning, put the barrel of a large caliber handgun in my mouth and pull the trigger. Does anyone really give a shit if their Twix bar is from the right or left? It’s a damn candy bar. No matter on either one because the point was to get our attention. It worked. We, as a people, buy both these products and hundreds more based on similar and perhaps even dumber ad campaigns. So where did men go wrong?
What man or men decided to tell women that oral sex was a blow job? Your wife or girlfriend or significant other female probably has employment. In addition they usually do the majority of the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping and childcare. At the end of the day they are physically, mentally and emotionally exhausted. Guys- you want oral sex. Some idiot or group of idiots decided to call that a blow “job”. Do you really think she wants another “job” after the day she’s had? If you can’t get that maybe a hand job? What the fuck! Were you not reading anything I wrote? Are you that fucking clueless? I think maybe Ralphie May said it best. If you want a BJ remember that for your female companionship that means “Bring Jewelry”! Look at it this way. Do you know why hookers provide blow jobs? Because they get paid for their work on their job. Work on your marketing or decide you aren’t ever getting a blow job or buy some jewelry and hope or be prepared to pay a professional.
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