Less Housework = More Sex

A sociological study done by researchers from the Juan March Institute in Spain and the University of Washington in Seattle looked at data from 4,500 heterosexual married couples in the United States.   Husbands who do a lot of cooking, cleaning, laundry and other traditionally female housework tasks might do their marriages some good. Contrary to popular belief they are not rewarded with more sex. Guys who do traditional male tasks like lawn work, car repair, bill paying and driving get the most sex in marriage. The same is true for women who do the most traditional female housework.

Couples in which the women did ALL the traditionally female chores had sex 1.6 times more each month than couples in which men did all those jobs. The MORE cooking and cleaning a husband did the LESS sex the couple had. Women's cooking and cleaning was linked with MORE sex.

I will address one concern before I proceed and that is the 1.6 times per month. Really guys wouldn't we be satisfied with one more time a month? My reasoning is that the .6 time is really frustrating. Look you are just .1 past halfway to happy time. All that time and energy expended and no happy ending.

Overall I think the study is great news for men. The less cooking and cleaning you do the more sex you will be having. Want to fire up your sex life? Forget about those dirty dishes in the sink and get ready for more sex than you have had in years. We are talking about monthly here!

First, if you have made a habit out of helping around the house, cooking, cleaning, and doing the dishes, STOP! Are you a sissy boy? That is women's work! The sight of you performing those feminine duties is robbing you of the last vestiges of your manly allure you can still pull off with that rocking beer gut. Women want a take charge guy who will tell them what to do. Read Fifty Shades of Grey.  He wasn't cleaning the house.

Second, honey dew is a melon. If there is going to be a honey do list you should be giving it to her. Make sure that you are one of the things on her "to do" list. You hand her a list of things that need to be done around the house including a little nooky. This is you once again taking charge, being the man she fell in love with.

Third, intentionally make messes around the house for her to clean. Remember this is backed by science. The women who are doing the most traditionally female tasks around the house are having the most sex. You are simply fanning the flames or her desire. I guarantee when she sees those messes you made she will be HOT! She may yell at you but understand she is simply overwhelmed with erotic desire for you. She should find you on the couch with a beer in you hand, fingers covered in Cheetos dust, in your underwear. She will stand there smoldering like a volcano ready to explode. Prepare to be ravished!

Reward her efforts with flattering clothing. You have been creating messes for her to clean and she might be a bit tired. Maybe even taken for granted. You can let her know she is valued and you are interested. A bit of sexy clothing should do the trick. You can't go wrong with a French maid outfit. It will tell her you still find her sexy and desirable but she still has some cleaning to do. Sexy, sexy cleaning.

Be aware there is a slight chance that this scientifically back experiment might not work. It could leave her feeling resentful and disgusted by the sight of you. In that case you may end up receiving even less sexual attention than you do now, if that is even possible. If that is the case you may want to do the opposite of the above.