Security

I am one of those oddballs who believes you shouldn't trade freedom for security. It is sad that over 3000 people lost their lives on 9/11 to terrorist attacks. They were mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, sons, daughters, friends, coworkers, domestic partners, police and firemen. We panicked and passed the "Patriot Act" in a misguided attempt to trade freedom for safety. We have a problem protecting our boarders and billions of dollars are being spent. An increasing amount is being spent to protect our NOTHERN boarder. We share a 4,000 mile boarder with Canada which prior to 9/11 at night was guarded by rubber cones. In 2012 we spent 18 billion dollars on boarder security. Predator B drones now patrol our boarder with Canada. We have erected surveillance towers with night visions cameras and radar in Michigan and New York. The United States Supreme Court has deemed that up to 100 miles from any external U.S. boarder is a reasonable distance to engage in boarder security. This can and does include warrant less searches and questions about citizenship status. If you include our northern and southern boarders and coastal areas in this zone it contains 200 million of our population. We are protecting ourselves from Canadians. You know how dangerous they are. All you have to do is watch their hockey games. White guys skating around with sticks beating the hell out of  each other and a black puck. Sounds racist and dangerous to me. Why is the puck black? It could be any color except maybe white. White would be tough to see on ice unless it was that black ice I keep hearing about on the highways. Black ice sounds like a bad idea, hear it causes lots of accidents. I do think the Canadians are planning an invasion. Since I started reading about this I have been listening to people talk. You know Canadians say "Eh!" All the time. I've been hearing that lots. Someone says something, the other person goes, "Eh" and the first person repeats the statement again only louder. It has to be some kind of Canadian code I haven't been able to break yet. Mark my words, those Canadian bastards are up to something. Some of them even speak French. I don't know about you but that sounds like a foreign language to me. French Canadians! What the fuck is the world coming to? I guess I was wrong. We must spend billions of dollars and surrender some of our freedoms to protect ourselves from those racist, hockey playing, Eh saying, French speaking Canadian bastards. Grab you assault rifles and high capacity magazines and prepare to defend Miss America from these cunnilingus performing, hockey stick weilding, perverts. We need our weapons to keep her pure so don't try to take our guns.