Lipstick, I Guess??????

I can blame George Takei for this one. Mr. Sulu from the Star Trek series of televisions shows and movies. You know for an older man he is quite the internet sensation. Anyway I followed a Facebook post of his to Amazon and learned things I didn't want to know. In the spirit of making you share my pain you get to learn new things too.

Here is the product description from Amazon.

"My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own gential color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution and a discussion with her gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!"

This raises so many questions. Where do I begin? First what in the hell is a Paramedical Esthetician? Women really are concerned about the color of their labia? They ask questions about this? To whom? Why? Are women really out there going: "You know Marge my labia has just lost its youthful pink glow. How about yours? How do you fix that? Does your husband Bob care? Has he noticed?"

I enjoyed the customer comments.

Birdhouse stated: "I bought this product as a special surprise for 10 year wedding anniversary. The pink did NOT stay on my button! My husband's smile is a lot rosier..."

RP and DM stated: "This product was difficult to apply evenly and quite frankly boring to use. I think I would get a better and longer lasting result if it came with a vibrating applicator."

Harris Ellesberg wrote: "First, does it work on other areas downtown, or is this really a ladies only product? I'm not saying I need it repackaged in a "My New Balloon Knot" tin, I'm just curious if it works chemically. Second, what is the brightest color they make? Somehow I suspect "Audry" is pretty refined. Classy. I'm looking more for something along the lines of "Enraged Baboon" or "Fleet Week".

As far as being the only product of its kind, well Amazon also offers the following.

That concludes today's public or perhaps pubic service announcement.