Boneless, Really?

Who knew these even existed?

I guess the good news is that they are USDA inspected. I prefer my rectums unboned. I must admit the inverted part bothers me a bit. Talk about your bad job. What do you do? USDA pork rectum inspector- specialty boneless.

Good news- fish assholes can be a side dish or a main dish.

Hope you save room for desert. Extra fancy lower Alabama Poontang. Don't be so full of rectum and asshole you can't have some poontang.