Whoreos

Nabisco is going to release two new types of Oreos in the next month. Curious to see how many there are or have been you are being provided with a list. No claim is being made that it is complete.

 The two above are the new flavors.

 If I wanted this flavor wouldn't you just eat a watermelon?????

 Blow out the candle on your Oreo, Jimmy.

 Candy corn? Any questions consult Lewis Black's comedy piece on candy corn.

 Why?

 This could not possible taste like a creamsickle.

 How inventive, new shape.

 Peanut butter and chocolate, always a winning combination.

 This has got to be a turd of a product.

 What is that filled with? Bloody snow?

 This would seem to indicate they want to market just filling. Not enough cookie there to matter.

 Why?

 Where are the summer Oreos? Did the filling melt?

 Stupid idea.

Apparently the Oreo has become its own Whoreo. Too many choices and way too many of them are disgusting choices. Makes me long for simplier times when there was only one Oreo. You had two choices. Dunk or no dunk in your milk. Those were the good old days.