This could be our last time together dear reader. Our days are numbered and while no one can be sure when the end will be.... Well now, just a minute, a group called E-Bible Fellowship says October 7, 2015 is very likely THE day. They hedge their claim just a bit by stating it is highly unlikely it isn't. So, got any big plans for later in the month? Might be time to move them up. Why wait till Halloween, go around today knocking on doors and asking for candy. Don't bother with a costume just grab a bible. Claim to be a prophet proclaiming the end of days. Thanksgiving dinner? Might be a little lat to thaw and cook that turkey and gather the family. I'm sure Swanson has a dandy TV dinner that would serve as a substitute. Christmas. Go crazy! Get everyone whatever they want. Use that credit card until the plastic melts. Get new credit cards and use them. Buy a new car or two. Mercedes, Lexus, BMW- what the hell if you are going to you doom why not go in style. High car payments, huge credit bills? Really, who gives a shit. Did you not understand? The world is ending. God is pouring out his judgment for our transgressions. Gay marriage, abortion, Disneyland, you know all the horrible things we have done.
Just an FYI the same group made the same prediction for May 11, 2011. They revised their prediction indicating that was the date God picked the righteous to be saved. He would take the next 1,600 days to review His list to see if anyone was missed. Today is the final (?) day.
I've never ever understood these "end-of-dayers". We see them every few years or so sometimes when its really just the followers who leave us rather than the world. That and the election year follies makes me very worried about our future.
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