Offensive? Probably. Get over it.

People from time to time tell me that I have an odd sense of humor. I don't know. How do you tell?  I can't seem to objectively look at myself and determine if it is odd or not. It is just there are some things I find funny that maybe you do not. You may be offended by some or all of the following. That's okay. I'm not going to run for political office. I may be stupid but not that stupid.

Come on now that is funny. Don't you really wish you had invented that hot dog cooker? Clearly the weiners are not to scale or the holders would have to be 10' tall. Perhaps that is too much personal information.

Well I suppose he must since He is God and we are taught as Christians that he is omnipresent. If he sees my every sin he must be there watching porn with me. Hope he doesn't want a hand with anything.

If she could have played like the Pinball Wizard from Tommy maybe she would see something different. Like the caption says, she will never see this. So if it is offensive, big deal.

If you have ever been in the working world you know this is true. You get fucked a lot (and not in a good way) and then everyone wants to pat you on the back. Watch out because some of them have knives in their hands.

Humor is subjective and often offends our sensabilities. We often act offended because we think we should while we are roaring with laughter on the inside. I just don't hide mine any more. No sense and no sensability.