Friday, March 28, 2014

Yippie-ki-a motherfucker

Well once again Amazon proves they sell anything and everything. The Daddle is the latest find posted by George Takai on Facebook. Remember those joyous days when you got to ride your dad like a pony. The Daddle is a saddle you put on your dad for those rides.

Doesn't that look like a great time? What little kid doesn't want to ride their dad like a show pony? The real joy in this product is the customer reviews. Take this one for example.

I know it say for ages 2-6 but it works fine for adults too. I like to wear it to the office and let the employees ride on my back around the cubicles. I find it builds morale and add to productivity. Plus they feed me carrots so I stay healthy and I get my exercise for the day. They do get upset when I poop in their cubicles but nothing a little saw dust can't fix.

Or this one.


Please note that this Daddle is Western Style and will not be appropriate for those trained in the English Father Riding Method whereby one holds a rein in each hand and posts the trot. If you are looking forward to father jumping, father fox hunting, father polo or daddy dressage you will not be able to use this Daddle. Western Daddle riders hold the reins with one hand, and sit the trot. The pommel or horn on this Daddle is meant to hold a lariat which is useful when roping cattle or other competing or unruly fathers.

Who wouldn't like to see daddy dressage? Come on Mitt Romney, you've got lots of grand kids. 

So go to Amazon and enter this in the search box. 

Cashel CHILD SADDLE WESTERN HORSE DADDLE BABY PONY TOY


Read all the reviews and responses. 

1 comment:

  1. I can only imagine what the NSA thinks of our search history. Or Amazon for that matter.

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